About Me
I am a USAF Retiree now living in Corpus Christi, TX, and employed with NCS Pearson as a Pearson Professional Center Test Administrator. I am a happy person.Recent Entries
Wine vs Water
Wine vs Water To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there... read more
YO MOMMA JOKES
YO MOMMA JOKES *Yo mamma's so stupid, she stuck a cell phone up her butt and said she had a bootie call. *Yo momma so dumb, she installed a ... read more
The Secret of Virility
THE SECRET OF VIRILITY Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex. Elmer says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with ... read more
A RAINCOAT
A RAINCOAT Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached i... read more
THE OLD MAID'S BURGLAR
THE OLD MAID'S BURGLAR A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mou... read more
Five (5) Lessons to Make You Think About the Way We Treat People
Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of c... read more
Carlin - The Real Owners Of America
Carlin - The RealOwners Of America6-24-8 "The real owners are the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the imp... read more
Koala Bear and A Hooker
Koala Bear and A Hooker A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hou... read more
A Real Curmudgeon
A Real curmudgeon A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. Th... read more
Does Cold Water Clean?
Does Cold Water Clean? A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded,rural area of the state. After spending the night, ... read more
