Atheist in Trouble

April 12, 2008 / by WhiskeyTango

Atheist in Trouble

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

2 comments on Atheist in Trouble

  • 80hanginginthere said 7 months ago

    THAT IS A GOOD ONE SEE  YOU ARE BUSIER NOW OR DISGUSTED WITH BLOGGING NOT AS MANY ANYMORE.GOD BLESS J

  • WhiskeyTango said 7 months ago

    I'm a little busier now.  I see what you see but, usually, I try not to let myself live with disgust over something. 

    See ya,

    WT Cool

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