Guts or Balls

April 14, 2008 / by WhiskeyTango

----- Guts or  Balls...

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people  having guts
or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?  In an
effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed  below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,  being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you  still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming  home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer,  lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the  balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any  confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in  the outcome, since both ultimately
result in death
 

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