"So You Hate Your Job" - It Could Be Worse!

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, [even if retired you have those sometimes] try

this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer

section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure

you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and

disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package

and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it

will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small

print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is

personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the

thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE

ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN

YOURS!