The Aisle Seat

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London.

 One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...
 Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After
 takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
 settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up
 and get a coke."

 "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, "I'll get it
 for you."

 As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and
 spat in it.

 When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That
 looks good, I'd really like one,too."

 Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
 While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and
 spat in it.

 When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

 As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes
 and knew immediately what had happened.

 "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on?
 This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?
 This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

 

 THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES. THE BEST!